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2008-06-22

16:28 UTC Tweets tagged #joke or #Witz show up in the jokes-wiki now. http://tinyurl.com/5tywgp That sure might be funny, but it's no joke at all. – Tweets tagged #joke or #Witz show up in the jokes-wiki now. http://tinyurl.com/5tywgp That sure might be funny, but it's no joke at all.

2008-06-19

17:41 UTC mark all tweets read - always helpfull - always ultra. #joke – mark all tweets read - always helpfull - always ultra. #joke

2008-05-19

10:10 UTC Retweeting @nerotunes: Yo mama's so fat when she auditioned for Indiana Jones she got the part of the rolling stone #joke klasse! – Retweeting @nerotunes: Yo mama's so fat when she auditioned for Indiana Jones she got the part of the rolling stone #joke klasse!
10:08 UTC Yo mama's so fat when she auditioned for Indiana Jones she got the part of the rolling stone #joke – Yo mama's so fat when she auditioned for Indiana Jones she got the part of the rolling stone #joke

2008-05-13

01:19 UTC If web 3.0 is mashups, somebody better go register YoogleMyFaceSpaceBook.com #joke – If web 3.0 is mashups, somebody better go register YoogleMyFaceSpaceBook.com #joke

2008-05-07

11:30 UTC http://u1.ipernity.com/u/5/0C/E5/1828108.9217ac941.m.jpg Lobo auf Diät #fakesaschalobo #joke – http://u1.ipernity.com/u/5/0C/E5/1828108.9217ac941.m.jpg Lobo auf Diät #fakesaschalobo #joke

2008-04-25

02:58 UTC due to magnesium in Lake Norman, the city of Charlotte has been cancelled. #joke – due to magnesium in Lake Norman, the city of Charlotte has been cancelled. #joke

2008-04-22

00:35 UTC My wife @ruby is such a politics dork she took pics of all the local candidates yard signs #dork #poltics #joke http://snurl.com/257vj – My wife @ruby is such a politics dork she took pics of all the local candidates yard signs #dork #poltics #joke http://snurl.com/257vj

2008-04-04

17:51 UTC @iamnoah @bmenoza maybe you are taking this #joke too #far – @iamnoah @bmenoza maybe you are taking this #joke too #far
11:11 UTC liebe leute, passt mal auf: ich glaube, unser aller humorverständnis ist einbisschen in arsch gegangen, durch Twitter. #joke – liebe leute, passt mal auf: ich glaube, unser aller humorverständnis ist einbisschen in arsch gegangen, durch Twitter. #joke

2008-03-25

23:15 UTC @Flummi #Nacht #Schlafgut #Bett #Joke #FUN #DROGEN xD – @Flummi #Nacht #Schlafgut #Bett #Joke #FUN #DROGEN xD

2008-03-24

08:32 UTC @jkleske RL-Friends werden auf Dauer ja auch zu anstrengend ;-) Und kein "mute"-Button, das nervt ... #joke #greetzs – @jkleske RL-Friends werden auf Dauer ja auch zu anstrengend ;-) Und kein "mute"-Button, das nervt ... #joke #greetzs

2008-01-28

05:10 UTC @achara frag mal chuck norris ob er das licht anmachen kann lol #fiat lux #joke – @achara frag mal chuck norris ob er das licht anmachen kann lol #fiat lux #joke

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2008-06-22

16:28 UTC Tweets tagged #joke or #Witz show up in the jokes-wiki now. http://tinyurl.com/5tywgp That sure might be funny, but it's no joke at all. – Tweets tagged #joke or #Witz show up in the jokes-wiki now. http://tinyurl.com/5tywgp That sure might be funny, but it's no joke at all.

2008-04-15

06:53 UTC eine meiner mailadressen hat wohl spam verschickt … was macht man denn da? #keinwitz entschuldigung hinterhermailen? #witz – eine meiner mailadressen hat wohl spam verschickt … was macht man denn da? #keinwitz entschuldigung hinterhermailen? #witz

There’s a man on an airplane smoking a cigar. He’s just chillin’ there, smoking his cigar when a flight attendant comes over to him and says “Sir you can’t smoke on this aircraft, you’re going to have to put that out”

And the man goes, “Aw man can’t I just finish this? I’m almost done.”

She says, “No I’m sorry sir you’ll have to put it out.”

The man then opens a window on the airplane and throws out his cigar. While he’s doing this he see’s a duck flying by the window.

He thinks to him self, “A duck? What the fuck is a duck doing up here.”

He decides to forget about the duck and close the window, and then he just goes about his business and soon enough the airplane landed at it’s destination.

As the man walked off the plane he saw the duck again. And guess what was in the ducks mouth.

It was the fuckin’ brick!